ABCs of Common Sense and Satire
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Friday, August 31, 2007 As my retired Butcher Buddy explains, some things change for the sake of change and other things are changed for profit or pure deception.
He tells me that what today is called a Tri-tip steak is what we knew as Cube Steak and a Flat Iron Steak is a piece of Chuck Roast.
Ah yes, the Age of Illusion. |
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Wednesday, August 29, 2007 As Market Guru Jim Cramer mentioned last night, two Hot US stocks making tons on money in China are the Las Vegas Sands and WYNN which are both Casino businesses.
He went on to say something as, China sends us products made of Lead and we send them Vice! |
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Sunday, August 26, 2007
Potential Real Estate buyers and/or renters
One easy method to determine Bad neighborhoods in an unfamiliar city is to locate all the Auto Glass service businesses on a local Map and then . . . connect the dots.
Burglaries, Baseball bats and Bullets drive the demand and in that order. |
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Sunday, August 26, 2007
Best I could discover on a quick tour of the Oregon State Fairgrounds, I was not able to find "Village la Mexicana" as we have suffered for many of the past years.
In the place were Old Time fiddlers on a small stage and their music was being amplified with Solar generated power. Golly sakes, even Pappy and Chester have gone Green!
Didn't even hear or see any Pan Flute Players sweating bullets under their yak wool blankets. I always liked the little folks from Peru providing later they didn't get blasted on cocoa leafs paid for with the easy denario.
Perhaps things will change in coming days. However, today was a 99.9% Gringo show (other than Hispanic) save a couple of Taco/Fajita sellers in the vendor lines and Radio station "La Pantera" blaring musica and that being sung in Engrish.
Does this mean vendors can start selling those no-sharpen knives again?
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P.S. Now lets all go to the Fair and show them how we appreciate the
better atmosphere.
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| Sunday, August 19, 2007 So, Centex Homes is going to have a one day sale coming up soon where we can save $35,000.00 off the sticker price of a New Home. Dang!!
Perhaps they might consider a Chinese Auction where the price drops a set amount on a pre-established time period, say like every 5 minutes.
My bet they are the multi-colored, craftsman bungalows that have many little rooms and more exterior trim than a Cuckoo Clock and neighbors can borrow a cup of sugar with reaching out a window.
Do ya spose a buyer can use that $35 grand discount as a down payment?
Oh yes, that trick (blue sky) deal ended two weeks ago didn't it? |
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Saturday, August 18, 2007
What I find telling is when sending an e-mail to friends who I suspect
are long-term Pot Smokers, that if I ask them more than one question or
mention more than one point, they never respond to the second points or
questions.
Even if I number them #1, #2 and #3 they seem to Focus in on the first
and the others just seem to slip away.
Its frustrating when attempting to learn of a What, When and Where.
Likely I might get the What answered and perhaps the When, but I can
usually forget about the Where.
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P.S. Did I mention they all are Democrats?
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Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Immigration Issue Led to Death Threats
Still, McCain said, he continued to support a temporary worker program for the 12 million illegal immigrants in the United States.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8R1PCUO0&show_article=1 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Bozo McCain is still holding on to the 12 million illegal immigrant number.
But he has given up the "Undocumented" bull crap.
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Sunday, August 12, 2007
Embracing Diversity brings creative opportunity!
Example: Some residents of Oregon could use Magnetic pick-up bars
mounted like Front Bumpers on their Lawn Mowers.
These would be used to collect the Guns and Loaded Ammo Clips that
are occasionally dropped in their yards by those passing by (running from
Police).
Imagine the danger if some Landscaper were to fire off a few randomly
directed rounds during daylight hours, when people tend to leave the
relative safety of their window barred homes.
Now, imagine the danger if that was purely accidental?
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Wednesday, August 1, 2007 Headline: Sunni bloc quits Iraq government
Just maybe if the Sunni's were to Go to Prayer ten times a day that would bring an end to the fighting.
Mohammad's five times a day rule worked well to reduce the slaughter in 700 AD, but easy oil income and cars have made fulfilling that demand a snap with time to spare and we now see the evidence of those idle hands.
How about some Koran based video games? Something that blows up on our command. Now, that's in something I would like to in-vest! |
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